*Some items previously published in Kansas City's Northeast News, a neighborhood newspaper from the Historic Northeast Area of Kansas City. There I learned the Editor's Oath of Allegiance:
"I <state your name> do fully understand and agree:
Mighty and all-powerful is the Editor.
Omniscient and omnipotent is the Editor.
Kneel, supplicant, before the Editor and her minions.
Woe befalls he who forgets the name of the Editor."
They add up quickly
*The Legend of Thermostat Rex