*Some items previously published in Kansas City's Northeast News, a newspaper from the Historic Northeast Area of Kansas City. There I learned the Editor's Oath of Allegiance:
"I <state your name> do fully understand and agree:
Mighty and all-powerful is the Editor.
Omniscient and omnipotent is the Editor.
Kneel, supplicant, before the Editor and her minions.
Woe befalls he who forgets the name of the Editor."
*The Legend of Thermostat Rex